There will be snacks

Look, blog: it has been quite a week. The weekend before last was QUITE A WEEKEND. I'm not going to talk to you about how language can never truly convey experience of the multi-faceted, infinitely complex and dense reality we exist in, but I am going to bail on a recap of aforementioned week/weekend and instead post pretty pictures.

 

(MY ROOMMATES WENT TO PORTLAND AND GOT SNAAAACKS)

excuse me plz where can I locate this book

no

"Running away from her sheltered life, Maggie Jones wants to start fresh. Instead, she finds trouble in Paradise, Colorado. Within days she's on the radar of fire chief Jake MacLaughlin. And when her family starts to play matchmaker, Maggie's plans for a quiet life are turned upside down. Though he's the small town's most eligible bachelor, Jake is far from a playboy. The widower isn't interested in dating. But when Maggie transforms from mousy to magnificent, and suitors start lining up, the fireman can't resist a rescue. Pretending to be a couple rekindles their spark for life…and for love"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I just want you to... take a real good look at this, ok

Your mommy IS A BEAR

This is just some nightmare fuel right here

It's lupus

...she's got red lipstick

& a bright pair of shoes

& she's got knee high socks (what, to cover a bruise)

she's got an old death kit she's been meaning to use, she's got

blood in her eyes, in her eyes for you; she's got blood

in her eyes for you

look i am sorry about my bad poetry ok