Hot damn.
They were released on the same day, apparently, but we must have gotten Gibson in late or something -- I walked past them the other day and did a dead stop because holy shit yes more William Gibson have I mentioned I really love William Gibson.
This picture is but a crude and base shadow of how this sunset actually looked in person. D...dawg.
Aw crap
KOHINA-CHAN IS THE BESSSST.
Hey so I was playing around with freebie apps and found some crazy stuff are you ready foooorrrrrr
NINJA ASSASSIN ROMANCE ADVENTURES
So the first game is basically your standard choose-your-own-romance-story. They give your character a little intro where you, some young thing in old timey Japan, get stuffed in a floor by your parents when your dad's dirty cop boss rolls in to frame your dad for smuggling -- and of course murders the crap out of them for "knowing too much". Once the intro finishes it's time to name our plucky young orphan.
"We're not smugglers! That is a discriminatory rumor! MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEAD"
Stricken, young Vengeance wanders the streets. Passing an alley she witnesses a second (ninja) murder, and muses about some vigilantes for hire she heard about somehow. Taking her monies to a shrine where the vigilantes might be, she attempts to cast Summon Ninja briefly before courageously giving up entirely.
Suddenly someone grabs her! Happy Murder day! Have some more trauma!
I cannot explain how non-reassuring this is and I shouldn't have to.
Congratulations, you have been abducted by ninjas.
Eventually the game (and your captors) offer you a choice of partner(/watchdog?)/romantic interest. They basically stick you with someone because you're a homeless waif/abductee and they all have jobs around town to cover for their ninja-doin's. You can't pick Boss Ninja, but you can choose Fake-cop McStraightman, Dark/Secret-History Hair Guy (not kidding, his cover is as a hairdresser), Prettyboy Moneybags von Angstypast, Doctor Guy, and Ice-Cold Book Guy. I clicked Book Guy first because I thought he was a lady option, and then my hopes were trampled into pulp. Let's take a look, shall we?
MY DISLIKE IS WOMAN
Yikes. How could we choose anyone else? I mean, as long as we have a train wreck here, let's keep feeding it that sweet high-octane tsundere gasoline why not.
In such a tweest! it's revealed that the ninja you caught out a-murdering was, in fact, Book Guy. Your ninja troupe decides to stick you with him as punishment, despite his cries about how much he hates woman. On the walk back to Book Guy's house where (obviously) Vengeance lives now, she sort of gives a shit about her family dying before contemplating how lucky she is to have been kidnapped by attractive men who can murder her.
Is this just (a really fucked up) fantasy?
Ok, I guess Book Guy has one perk:
Go onnnnn....
Ooooh, a misogynist and an author! Wait until I tell my dead parents!
Since Book Guy hates woman so much, he basically avoids you while secretly growing fond of you at his library where you are employed by him and also expected to cook him dinner. Since you're stupid (and, I guess, since you're now owned by ninjas) you don't make a break for it while out getting groceries, but are instead cornered by some rich asshole who tries to re-abduct you for his very own.
Well I'll give you that one, Mister.
You're literally about to just allow yourself be dragged off by this guy (he starts to walk off and gosh, he told you to follow him and now he's walking away what should you do), when obviously you are rescued from Alpha-Creep's creepy grasp (and your own stupidity) by Book Guy. He barks little, yappy ninja barks at Alpha-Creep -- who chuckles and wanders off -- before turning to tsundere at you a bunch.
I know it's not a verb, but it should be.
This other game I found...w...well I am marrying it.
Look, don't judge me.
* WAIFU ADVENTURES *
Yes it is Robot Waifu Dress Up. Yes I am pathetic. LOOK HOW KAWAII THOUGH @O@
O...only if you want to bby @o@
Yes my name is Oneechan. YES I AM PATHETIC.
HUMAN ENTERTAINMENT *WINK*
I got a background built her a library fit for a queen. She has amazing taste in books, sings for a death metal band, and spends her nights tagging shit around town b/c my waifu don't give no fucks. Except about dust.
DUST!!! D:
But that's ok, baby; dusting's my job.
Shut up.
There's a feature which lets your robot "socialize" with other players' robots and... you get some real gems.
There was also a cafe event where you walked around trying to find customers and make food for them.
Also, a feature where you can visit another user's room and trick their robot by putting different clothes on them
Maybe?
S...she also writes me poetry @0@
***B-B-B-B-BONUS COSTUMES***
that you probably don't care about
@u@
DON'T WORRY. The books aren't in danger from the fire, it's just paper and LEDs
I know you were worried.
It's ok.
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