You go slowly // (Surely time will come to an end soon)

Well, I'm splitsville again, and it sucks so much ass. That's all I'll get into here, aside from saying that I'm a soggy mess and just resigning myself at this point to dying surrounded by cats and empty wine boxes.

Here's a bunch of crap I've been accumulating on my desktop, because ranting about anime or whatever > stupid emotions.

People buy fanfiction for their children when they don't give a fuck. They just see "Minecraft" and go "hey, that's the thing my kid likes -- maybe pandering to a superficial understanding of their interests will make up for neglecting to attempt to understand or share those interests." I am telling you that these are real, purchasable things and there is no god.

Somehow I don't think Wells Fargo knows what it's getting into here:

We're all fools, so let's all dance, baby.

Whelp

SABAIBAWOLVES.

Let's take a moment here to contemplate the fascinating creature that is Sonokawa Momoka

Momoka wa stone fucking cold.

STOOOOOOOOOONE COOOOOOOLD

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GIVE UNTO ME YON PARFAIT

OR

MAY THE DEVIL TAKE THEE

YO FORSOOTH WHENCE HEREIN LIETH

FURTHER REVIEW

OF

SPACE PIRATES

OF THE MOST

BODACIOUS

AND SOMEWHAT FANSERVICEY

VARIETY

(A consideration in several parts, with illustration)

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Sooooo... I'm still torn on Bodacious Space Pirates. It's... it's not a bad show, by any means -- but it feels pretty predictable in some ways? I'm still definitely going to finish it, but I guess it just doesn't quite make it to the Space Dandy/Sabagebu tier... Might be due to Marika's ultra-genki plot armor, and I'm not really down with her pet princesses, because whythefuck. ALTHOUGH! I am totally down with it anytime they want to throw me a curve ball like the following:

YEEEAH JENNY SENPAI

This is the part where my brain goes "If they go yuri with the plot now,

THEN MAYBE THERE'S HOPE FOR MARIKA AND CHIAKI-CHAN OMG"*

@0@

 /furiouspopcorneating

SPACE YURI Uwaaaaaaaa~

*Naaaaw, I'm betting the writers chicken out & leave it ambiguous >:/

THEY DID SHARE A ROOM THOUGH /hopesfervently

you go slowly / you go sideways 

and no one really waits

speak softly / and quietly

in everything you say

一時間・二時間・三時間
This world is so full of rules,
it's gonna fall apart